In this room you will be able to relax and be yourself. Enjoy the funny things i have found and put here for you to read or view. My co-workers are always telling me some sort of new joke or something in my day or week that i might find funny and will want to share with you. On this page I am putting "what ifs'" up if you have a funny "what if" please send it to me and i will put it up. If you have no idea what a "what if " is then read on to find out. Some are totally stupid some are really funny and some of them really make you think. But first...

Sayings, bumper stickers all around funny things.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Laughing Stock:  Cattle with a sense of humor.

Depression is merely anger with no enthusiasm

Don't let your mind wander it is to little to be left alone.

"What If"

What if..... cows could fly? would hambers be a lighter meal? would people need to carry metal umbrellas? would we have to have cattle air space? would we eat cow wings too? would there be cow season? would they fly themsleves to the butchers? would the world come to an end?...

What if..... skittles really did fall from the sky? would the auto insurance people have to have skittle coverage? would the weather men and women have to include that in there weather predictions? ...

What if..... teens could get there licences till they were 18 years old? would that be better? would the wreck decrease? would we have revolting teens all over the world? would it make thier education moe important to them? ...

Think about this stuff and please give me more to put on or just add to what I have here.